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It do be like that tho.

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evilspice:

so funni when i bring up masturbation or porn in convo (satc made that okay to do) & ask me friends what they enjoy n they’re like “erm tiah i don’t watch porn i have a man who i have actual sex with” n i’m like oh yeah ..

women in relationships don’t watch porn?! since fucking when??

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fruitgxth:

I kinda need to make this list for myself and I thought I would make it here. Just to be as clear as possible, DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT, charge them this way as it will damage your crystal and depending on what kind it is, it can be harmful for you as well. This list will not be alphabetized because I’m a little disorderly (lmao).

Turquoise- Water, Salt, Sunlight
Rose Quartz- Sunlight
Amethyst- Sunlight
Smoky Quartz- Sunlight
Aquamarine- Sunlight
Kunzite- Sunlight, Salt
Fluorite- Sunlight
Hiddenite- Sunlight
Spodumene- Sunlight
Halite- Water
Sulfates (Borates, Calcite, Gypsum)- Water
Lapis Lazuli- Water
Malachite- WATER (toxic), Salt
Ivory- Water
Pyrite- Water, High Humidity
Calcite: Vinegar/acetone, Salt
Gypsum- Vinegar/acetone
Limestone- Vinegar/acetone
Marble- Vinegar/acetone
Amber- Acetone, Salt
Cinnabar- HEAT (poisonous gas)
Realgar- HEAT (poisonous gas)
Stibnite- HEAT (poisonous gas)
Angelite- Salt
Azurite- Salt
Dioptase- Salt
Imperial Topaz- Salt
Fire opal- Salt
Opal- Salt
Kyanite- Salt
Moonstone- Salt
Red coral- Salt
Selenite- Salt, Water
Apatite- Vinegar/acetone, Water

Hope this helps! Feel free to add on

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I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

Originally posted by sexonfiyaa

Him: How was your day?

Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.

Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.

Him: what do you do for fun?

Me: I like to knit

Him: why don’t you knit on this dick

Me:

Originally posted by thesailout

😂😂😂😂

Him: What are you up to?

Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.

Him: You deserve some dick for that right?

Originally posted by derwinking

Ladies, keep it going!

Him: wyd

Me: I’m washing dishes

Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink

(Someone really told me this)

Originally posted by fromthemotionpicture

BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂

🙄

Him: wyd?

Me: laying down

Him: without me?

Me:

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

That’s the granddaddy of them all!

Foreal

Him: WYD

Me: I’m having dinner

Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏

Me:

Originally posted by dilxurentis

a mf that will “wyd” your ass to death all damn day 🙄

Lmaooooo niggas are so annoying.

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to take a shower

Him: Let me get in with you

Originally posted by joselinehernandezgifs

The sink one took me out

Niggas: wyd

Me: Chillin

Nigs: I got something you can do 😉😜

Me:

Originally posted by shessiddity

😂😂

This is gold 😂

Lame nigga: wyd

Me: nothing much, watching netflix

Lame: you wanna netflix and chill

Originally posted by meanwhileongiphy

This post funny 😂

The fact that even my ugly ass relates to this says a lot. Men are trash

Dumb ass nigga: wyd

Me: watching tv

Dumb ass nigga: Do you wanna watch a volcano erupt

Me: Nigga what

Dumb ass Nigga: *sends a video of him jacking and coming*

Me:

Originally posted by rageripper

Wait the last one 😩😩 that’s wild

I am ashamed.

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to drink something.

Him: *sends dick pic* You can drink from my straw😏

Him: wyd today?

Me: At work. Tbh I have free time so I’m actually exercising a little in my office 😂

Him: I got a lot of energy today too if you wanna come thru lol

Me:

Originally posted by gif-weenus

Like dude shut all the way up, please. Damn near 25 with these 6th grade lines. What’re YOU doing lol

Him: “WYD?”

Me: “On my way to work “

Him: “I got some work for you”

Me:

Originally posted by waqasyousaf

me: watching the iron giant 😄

him: I got an iron giant you could be playing with

me:

Originally posted by oneofthesmall

😂😂😂

Lame Nigga: Wyd?

Me: Eating

Lame Nigga: D’you know what I’d love to eat right now?😏

Me:

Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo

😂😂

oh my

Lol is it bad that I’ve used that last one and it worked 😅💀

Lame niggah: wyd

Me: bout to make some food

Lame niggah: you going to save some for me

Me:

Originally posted by desingyouruniverse

I feel this on a whole ‘nother level.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me: *minding my business*

Lame nigga: I wanna eat your ass

Me:

Originally posted by hellokiyoshii

That food one 😂😂😂

Originally posted by mogifire

Brooooo 😂😂😂😂

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Reunited

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